Legend has it that this pipe was crafted by a rogue band of interdimensional travelers who crash-landed on Earth after a cosmic joyride gone wrong. Stranded and in need of a way to contact their home planet, they used their advanced alien technology to create the Third Eye Opener. This wasn't just any ordinary pipe; it was infused with the power to unlock hidden dimensions and connect with higher consciousness.

The first human to ever use the Third Eye Opener was a humble pizza delivery guy named Gary. One minute he was delivering a pepperoni feast, the next he was soaring through the cosmos on the back of a giant, rainbow-colored space slug. Gary returned to Earth a changed man, with a newfound appreciation for pineapple on pizza and the mysteries of the universe. Now, you too can experience the mind-bending power of the Third Eye Opener. Just be sure to have your favorite snacks and a comfy couch ready, because you never know where this interdimensional journey might take you!